Beulah Fandango, unemployed millennial, mails her cover letter and resume for the position of Panhandler, intersection of Yonge Street and King Street, in Toronto’s downtown core. Two weeks pass and she receives the following response.
Dear Miss Fandango,
After careful review of your experience and skills, we would like to offer you the corners of Yonge Street and King Street for a probationary panhandling period of three months.
Please see Bert Dorham on top of the subway ventilation grate in front of Old City Hall on Wednesday, September 17th at 7 a.m. for basic training.
Welcome to the team!
The Broken, Beaten, and the Damned
Beulah tells her parents how happy she is to have someone take a chance on her.
Materials — paper, ink, actors, old clothes, house in affluent neighbourhood.